Baby!

Welcome, Bethany Rose! Born to Laura at 2am November 20th. She's darling, isn't she?





-Von

Hair, woo!

I finally got a haircut that I'm happy with! If anyone wants my stylist's name, I'd be more than happy to give it. Check out the difference, dude.

Before:


After:


So much of the bulk is gone! I coulden't be happier!!!

-Von

Cigarettes and milkshakes

Our car was broken into...
Nothing was stolen, and none of the windows were broken. It looks like they took the window off track and jimmied it open that way. The steering colum's all messed up, tho. Looks like they were trying to bash it off with a chunk of concreat.
The stupid thing is that it was parked right outside of the house. Our porch light was on, and there were street lights on all over the place. We heard the neighbor's dog barking, and three series of three "thunks". My mother in law opened up the front door to check the noise, saw two guys in our car, then banged on the screen door to scare them away. Beth called the cops right away, gave them our description, and two squad cars showed up in about five minutes.
Pretty soon the cops got a call on their radio saying that they caught two guys matching the description. Kim (my mother in law) went to go I.D. them because she was the only one of us who actualy saw them. She wasen't gone very long, and when she returned she told us that the guys matched up. This was pleasing news for all of us.
So, the cops took prints and pictures of the car, and then they left not to long after that. Now here's hoping that the assholes weren't wearing gloves when they broke in.
The car still runs and Andrew managed to get the window back on track. Tomarrow we're getting the Club...
We have the shittiest luck with cars, I swear!

-Von

Poster

Some days I love Andrew's job. He's grabbed some awsome posters from me in the past few months. So far we have:
"Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy"
"Charlie And The Chocolate Factory"
"Mr and Mrs Smith"
"The Devil's Rejects"
He also got "The March Of the Penguins" and "The Polar Express" posters. I don't want those, and I'm currently trying to see if my friend, Linzey, wants the "Penguins" one. Anyone want "The Polar Express" poster? We'll just throw it away if no one wants it.

-Von

*tear*

Remember the mice in our cealing? Well, a few weeks ago, we discovered that they have now traveled into the actual basement. So, Beth put down some glue traps to catch the little guys.
One went into Beths room (she already caught one), and the other went under our bed.
Well, the trap worked. I currently have a very unhappy mouse under my bed. I was just sitting on the sofa, watching some tv, and then I heard this awful squeeking. At first I thought it was Faye and Julia (two of our girlie ratties), but I checked their cage, and they were both sound asleep. That's when I decided to check the trap.
The poor little guy is stuck from the tip of his tail, to the tip of his nose. It's so sad.
But, I'm a big chicken, so I don't have the nerve to take the trap out, so I'm waiting for Beth to come do it for me. In the meantime I'm stuck listening to him squeeking. I'm sure he's pretty mad at the fact that he can't move.
Gah! Poor mousie!

-Von

Fuck

Didn't get the Science Center job...

...goddamnit...

blah

Just... ick. Very restless at the moment. I feel like I need to be doing SOMETHING! *hits head on desk* Perhaps I should have gone grocery shopping with my mother in law and Beth earlier.



Peace out,

-Von

...

So, I'm very bored...
and kinda bummed...
and really in the mood to make a totaly bullshit post.

Above pic is copyrighted to Natalie Dee.

-Von

This is awsome!

1- Go to http://www.google.com
2- Type in "Failure", without the quotes
3- Instead of hitting "Search" hit "I'm feeling Lucky"
4- Look at it and laugh at what comes up
5- Tell your friends before the people at Google Fix it.

Halloweeinie

So, Halloween was fun. Beth and I carved pumpkins, then after Andrew came home we watched some old, scary movies. We also had booze, which was fun.
Watching "Night Of The Living Dead" with my mother in law was pretty great. She dosen't "watch" scary movies. She hides from them, and then hits the people around her when something scary happens. I need to watch more zomibe movies with her, she's entertaining!
We even had a handful of Trick-or-Treaters. I was surprised that we had any, considering how awful the weather was. There's still a little left over candy, too.
Woo! Discount candy season is upon us!

-Von